Yasmin Bhardwaj, Trainee -

Clients will be delighted to note that Know It All has successfully circumnavigated the minimum wage (and hence is keeping a tight reign on costs) by press-ganging the eldest Bhardwaj child into service.

She has asked for a role in the business as a fallback (in the unlikely and unhappy event of her pop star career not quite working out). Being as she is the apple of her father’s eye, a motion to hire and train her accordingly was passed at a recent Board Meeting.

Our commitment to gaining Investors in People in due course is witnessed by Yasmin’s personal development plan: GSCEs; ‘A’ Levels; a business degree and an MBA. (N.B. Her grandmother would like her to become a proper Doctor since Raj has clearly failed miserably in this regard). Oh, and singing lessons.

In the mean time, Yasmin will be helping in the office during school holidays. Suffice to say that the highest standards of printing, photocopying and binding will be insisted upon as we also strive toward ISO 9000: 2000.